You know you're a writer when...

You can log in to your email account faster than the speed of light.

You also know the location of every free WiFi hotspot in your town and get withdrawal symptoms if you haven't checked your email in a few hours minutes.

You get overly excited about pretty notebooks.
No matter how many notebooks you already have you find it extremely difficult to walk past that purple and pink Paperchase one with the butterfly design and the page dividers and plastic compartment at the back.

You hear the word 'rejection' and you don't think of men, you think of impersonal form letters. 

'Dear Author...' Time to reach for the caramel choo choo.

Your internet search history is odd enough to make the FBI take notice.
Especially if you're a crime writer. One minute you're researching 'recipe for cupcakes' and then 15 minutes later you're typing, 'how to kill someone and make it look like an accident.'

You talk to your printer.
'Please just print these 200 pages without jamming.  Pleeeeeease.'

You'd rather go on a date with Neil Gaiman than Robert Pattinson or Johnny Depp. 
Guys who read and write books AND have nice hair naturally become irresistible.

'Retail therapy' means heading to Waterstone's to fill up your Waterstone's canvas bag. 
You always buy far too many books but it's okay because everything can be classed as 'research.'

You are always thinking about your book.
Even when you're not writing it's always on your mind...and you wouldn't have it any other way!